Symptoms of a Coffee Fool

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
4. You can jump-start your car without cables.
5. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
6. When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”
9. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
10. You don’t even wait for the coffee to boil anymore.

Heh.

From the iPad: nevermoraven