Symptoms of a Coffee Fool

Posted: July 15, 2010 in Uncategorized
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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
4. You can jump-start your car without cables.
5. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
6. When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”
9. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
10. You don’t even wait for the coffee to boil anymore.


From the iPad: nevermoraven

  1. Violet says:

    I wouldn’t go as far as licking the coffeepot, but I’m definitely a serial penny picker-upper. There’s something so satisfying about surprise in life – no matter how small.

  2. oinky says:

    this is really funny 😀

  3. gillistrophy says:

    Hah, very clever if a bit wound up. Spoken like a true coffee junkie!!!

  4. fiveloaf says:

    haha this cheers me up cos i am a starbucks lover..

  5. soodenim says:

    Love it! Where do I sign up for intravenous drip?

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